88: John Cena’s Masturbation Pro Tips

March 16, 2019

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The Wrestleboys are back for another week to discuss what Dave Bautista, aka Batista, craves (what he NEEDS), John Cena’s masturbation advice, and also the week in professional wrestling!

Including: what went down on WWE’s Fastlane PPV, Monday Night Raw, SmackDown Live, 205 Live, NXT, NXT UK, and the New Japan Cup! The ‘boys also take a look ahead at how the card for WrestleMania 35 next month is starting to take shape and try to figure out which of the many seemingly-likely happy WrestleMania moments WWE is going to withhold from us since things can never be TOO good, right?

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86: TERFs Are FARTs Now, Ronda

March 2, 2019

COME SEE US DO OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW EVER THIS MONTH! 3/22 7PM AT STORYFORT DURING TREEFORT MUSIC FEST!

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Remember everyone, TERFs are actually FARTs now, and Ronda Rousey fits that bill pretty much spot-on (just look at her Twitter)!

The Wrestleboys are missing Esai this week, but Derek, Matt, and Zack are back at it again to break down a HUGE week in the world of professional wrestling!

The ‘boys break down Ronda Rousey’s vs. Becky Lynch on Twitter, how Ronda’s social media game is almost as horrendous as her personal beliefs and opinions, and the shockingly surreal addition of Tommy Wiseau into the mix of their feud.

There were a bunch of wrestlers making surprise returns, most importantly Roman Reigns returning to Monday Night Raw to announce that his leukemia is in remission and he will be back on the show, but also including Dave Bautista (aka Batista) coming back to Raw to attack ol’ Grandpa Pervert Ric Flair before his 70th birthday celebration and call out Triple H for WrestleMania, Kevin Owens returning on SmackDown Live to replace Kofi Kingston in the WWE Title match against Daniel Bryan at the upcoming FastLane PPV and using a Stone Cold Stunner as his new finishing move, and Matt Hardy returning on SmackDown as well after rumored retirement to reunite The Hardy Boyz with his brother Jeff!

Finally, the ‘boys talk about 205 Live, NXT UK, and NXT. Including: The tournament to determine Buddy Murphy’s Cruiserweight Title challenger at WrestleMania. Confusion surrounding the NXT call-ups of Johnny Gargano, Tommaso Ciampa, Ricochet, and Aleister Black. Real-life roommates Mia Yim and Shayna Baszler’s very good match on NXT. And finally, a couple great BIG BOY fights with Kassius Ohno vs. WALTER on NXT UK and the buckwild Keith Lee vs. Dominik Dijakovic match on NXT.

83: Sky Pirates & The Bugenhagen of Tomorrow

February 8, 2019

The Wrestleboys are down a man this week, but are still back at it again to discuss the instant recognizability of Wayne Coyne from The Flaming Lips, Meat Loaf’s role as a bus driver in the 1997 film Spice World and if he is secretly WALTER’s dad, Jeff Rosenstock and why it might be ok for artists to sell out a little bit to make a living, and of course, BUGENHAGEN, BABY! (And oh yeah, and they also run down everything from the week in Pro Wrestling, I guess.)

First, they give their immediate reactions right after watching All Elite Wrestling’s Double Or Nothing Ticket Announcement Pool Party. Including: exciting new wrestlers announced for the Double Or Nothing show and All Elite Wrestling, how the matches for Double Or Nothing are taking shape, ticket information, the nightmarish audio and technical difficulties throughout the stream, and Kenny Omega finally making it official that he will be joining AEW!

Next, they break down an extremely Not-Bad-But-Not-Good week for WWE’s main roster with Monday Night Raw and SmackDown Live and the bright spot of Becky Lynch vs. Stephanie McMahon and Triple H on both shows.

Finally, they run through this week’s episodes of 205 Live, NXT UK, and NXT. Including: a new number one contender for the Cruiserweight Title, WALTER continues to be terrifying, Drew Gulak’s surprise NXT appearance and 2 matches against Matt Riddle BRO and everyone’s new favorite wrestler Eric Bugenhagen, and the supremely overpowered tag team of EST+Sky Pirates vs. the absurdly min/max’d team of Horse Girls.

82: Eat A Long Burger

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February 2, 2019

Come get your fill of Long Burgers and long episode as the Wrestleboys and Jenna Kieta talk all about a huge week in pro wrestling, including: last weekend’s NXT TakeOver: Phoenix and WWE’s Royal Rumble PPVs, the fallout from those events on Raw and SmackDown, the wave of wrestlers leaving WWE, and more!

Follow Jenna on Twitter: @eaterovworlds and Instagram: @jennakieta!